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function snuggery_random_quote()
{};

var snuggery_random_quote = new snuggery_random_quote();
var snuggery_random_quote_number = 0;

snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teach your children Chinese.<BR />  --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Geopolitics</i>, pp.81-104, Backside Publishing, 1998";

snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What Would Aslan Do?<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Being A Good BIG Girl Too!</i>, ch.2, B.P., 2008";

snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Treat her like real, if she's emotionally-real... Virtual, if she's not.<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Inner Peace</i>";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Treat her like real, if she's emotionally-real... Virtual, if she's not.<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Inner Peace</i>";
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Treat her like real, if she's emotionally-real... Virtual, if she's not.<BR /> --<i>Unka Bobby's Good-girl Guide To Inner Peace</i>";

snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "To not have the answers is expected. To not ask questions is a crime against your own mind. <i>--Roger Ebert</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "To err is human -- to Adoringly Discipline, rather divine...  <i>--Unka Bobby's <i>Good-girl Guide To Being A Little Lady</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "God is amused by your struggles<br><font face='Verdana' color='#0000FF' size='1'>--</font><font face='Verdana' color='#FF0000' size='1'>R</font><font face='Verdana' color='#FF9900' size='1'>o</font><font face='Verdana' color='#FFFF00' size='1'>y</font>                    <font face='Verdana' color='#66FF33' size='1'>G</font><font face='Verdana' color='#0000FF' size='1'>.                    B</font><font face='Verdana' color='#333399' size='1'>i</font><font face='Verdana' color='#9900CC' size='1'>v</font>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "There are no boyfriends. There are only slaves, and Daddies   <i>--fetish girl on Dave Attel's \"Insomniac\"</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life     <i>--Robertson Davies, 'What's Bred in the Bone'</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs     <i>--P. J. O\'Rourke</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult     <i>--Fran Lebowitz</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul       <i>--Lisa T. Shepherd</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart too big for the body        <i>--Ralph Waldo Emerson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What's done to children, they will do to society       <i>--Dr. Karl Menninger</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "You can understand and relate to most people better if you look at them -- no matter how old or impressive they may be -- as if they are children. For most of us never really grow up or mature all that much -- we simply grow taller. Oh, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath the costume is the child we always are, whose needs are simple, whose daily life is still best described by fairy tales     <i>--Leo Rosten</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them       --<i>Earvin 'Magic' Johnson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish some times       <i>--Dr. Who</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either      <i>--Dick Cavett</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Our children are watching us live, and what we ARE shouts louder than anything we can say     <i>--Wilferd A. Peterson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation    <i>--Lois McMaster Bujold, 'Barrayar', 1991</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Any idiot can inject someone with their suped-up space juice, and become a father -- but it takes someone special to be a Daddy       <i>--Hank Hill</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Bitter are the tears of a child: Sweeten them.<br>Deep are the thoughts of a child: Quiet them.<br>Sharp is the grief of a child: Take it from her.<br>Soft is the heart of a child: Do not harden it     <i>--Pamela Glenconnor</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Imagination is more important than knowledge    <i>--Albert Einstein</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Having children makes you no more a parent, than having a piano makes you a pianist     <i>--Michael Levine</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted      <i>--Garrison Keillor</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!     <i>--Lydia Maria Child</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Making the decision to have a child - it\'s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body     <i>--Elizabeth Stone</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "It should be noted that children at play are not playing about; their games should be viewed as their most serious-minded activity   <i>--Montaigne (1553-1592)</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: For of such is the Kingdom of God     <i>--Bible</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching      <i>--Bono</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I am fond of children (except boys)     <i>--Lewis Carroll</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "It is very difficult and expensive to undo after you are married the things that your mother and father did to you while you were putting your first six birthdays behind you     <i>--Bureau of Social Hygiene study, 1928</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction     <i>--Annie Sullivan</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The parental bond is *extremely* strong -- even if it's not really real!    <i>--Peggy Hill</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them     <i>--Antoine de Saint-Exupery, (The Little Prince, 1943)</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on      <i>--Carl Sandburg</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back      <i>--William D. Tammeus</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.      <i>--Homer Simpson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions      <i>--Grandpa Simpson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them      <i>--Principal Skinner</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Except ye be converted, and come as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven       <i>--Bible</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Discipline is NOT the enemy of enthusiasm!      <i>--Principal Joe Clark, 'Lean On Me'"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The love we hold back is the only pain that follows us here       <i>--Pete, in the afterlife (Spielberg's 'Always')</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "You get what you settle for      <i>--Unka Bobby</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence     <i>--Danny Cevidanes</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children     <i>--George Bernard Shaw</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A child is a curly dimpled lunatic      <i>--Ralph Waldo Emerson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind      <i>--François Duc de la Rochefoucauld</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Little girls are cute and small only to adults.  To one another they are not cute.  They are life-sized      <i>--Margaret Atwood</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six      <i>--John W. Gardner and Francesca Gardner Reese</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives     <i>--Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, 1969</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed       <i>--Robert Gallagher</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime       <i>--Red Skelton</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child      <i>--Joe Houldsworth</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old      <i>--Joan Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase      <i>--Author Unknown</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful     <i>--Charles Osgood</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Every baby needs a lap      <i>--Henry Robin</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The world is not always a kind place. That's something all children learn for themselves, whether we want them to or not, but it's something they really need our help to understand      <i>--Fred Rogers</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "We cannot fully feel the Joy unless we are willing to feel the Sadness        <i>--Robert Burney</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often   <i>--Author Unknown</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer     <i>--Author Unknown</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it   <i>--Harold Hulbert</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music      <i>--William Stafford</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky      <i>--Fran Lebowitz</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Boy, n.:  a noise with dirt on it      <i>--Not Your Average Dictionary</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] = "Listen to your heart -- not the voices in your head     <i>--Marge Simpson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] = "The rock-sure, loving authority [of a father] has long-lasting beneficial effects on his daughters    --<i>Victoria Secunda</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] = "Honey, from what I see on G.I., many times newcomers trust much too quickly, and end up getting hurt. Trust is something that must be <i>earned</i>     --<i>Mommabear</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] = "No little girl can be happy unless she has confidence in her Daddy   --<i>Marge Simpson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] = "Scootching down the coffee table in your underpants, does not count.     --Unka Bobby's <i>Good-girl Guide To Housework</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] = "Only you can prevent forest babies!    --Unka Bobby's <i>Good-girl Guide To Camping</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a child   <i>--Lois McMaster Bujold, Ethan of Athos, 1986</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child   <i>--Mary MacCracken"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm  <i>--Bruce Barton</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson        <i>--Bart</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Teacher Edna: Did you read the book?<br>Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted. Is this a book report, or a witch hunt!!'"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.<br>Corgan: Yeah, we try to make a difference'"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms       <i>--Principal Skinner</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it!       <i>--Principal Skinner</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!!'     --Homer educating Bart</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I will not spank others... I will not spank others...     --one of Bart's blackboard writing assigments (reminds me of me at that age)</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I don't know if I'm a bottom because I enjoy it, or if I'm a bottom because I'm lazy     <i>--Margaret Cho</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep    <i>--H. Jackson Brown, Jr</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while      <i>--Josh Billings</i>"

snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Your children need your presence more than your presents       <i>--Jesse Jackson</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "It's not only children who grow.  Parents do too.  As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours.  I can't tell my children to reach for the sun.  All I can do is reach for it, myself.      <i>--Joyce Maynard</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you      <i>--Robert Fulghum</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "It's never too late to have a happy childhood      <i>--Robert Fulghum</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children      <i>--Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "If there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.      <i>--C.G. Jung, Integration of the Personality, 1939</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy      <i>--Robert A. Heinlein</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Simply having children does not make mothers      <i>--John A. Shedd</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child       <i>--Gail Sheehy</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children have more need of models than of critics    <i>--Carolyn Coats, Things Your Dad Always Told You But You Didn't Want to Hear</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children.  One is roots.  The other is wings.      <i>--Hodding Carter, Jr.</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.      <i>--Marilyn Penland</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "You will always be your child's favorite toy     <i>--Vicki Lansky, Trouble-Free Travel with Children, 1991</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give      <i>--P.D. James, Time to Be in Earnest</i>"

snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it     <i>--Chinese Proverb</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected      <i>--Red Buttons</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Kids spell love T-I-M-E     <i>--John Crudele </i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man.  The end product of child raising is not the child but the parent      <i>--Frank Pittman, Man Enough</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen.  When they're finished, I climb out.      <i>--Erma Bombeck</i>"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "You don't have to deserve your mother's love.  You have to deserve your father's.  He is more particular... The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.      <i>--Robert Frost</i>"


snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "You can learn many things from children; How much patience you have, for instance!"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence. - Dobson"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Familiarity breeds children."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handy"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. - Roseanne"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "I was explaining to my daughter that she couldn't always have everything she wanted, and said: 'You can't have your cake and eat it too.' Without skipping a beat she replied: 'Then I just won't eat ALL of it!'"
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat."
snuggery_random_quote[snuggery_random_quote_number++] =  "If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!"


var random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * snuggery_random_quote_number);

document.write(snuggery_random_quote[random_number]);

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